Hilarious; Miss Chidera Okolie's DM Campaign got us laughing


Miss Chidera Okolie
Multiple Award winning author, Miss Chidera Nneoma Okolie has commenced a Direct Message campaign in her social media page; Instagram.

The 24 years old Barrister and award winning author, who have bagged many awards commenced the DM campaign following numerous messages she received from different admirers, especially the male.

In a post she shared on her official Instagram handle, she made known the type of people that she will respond to if they sent her a direct message, "as some text her with abbreviations like secondary school kids.

She said; The DM is now open for applications!

However the following should be noted.

1. Certain greetings like "Hi baby", "Good morning my angel" "Hi love" has never been, and will never be responded to. For the singular reason we are not acquainted (not yetπŸ˜‰)

2. Please do not bother applying if your handle is, or similar to any of these @emekatoomuchmoney @Taiwobillionaire @Jiderunningthings @TheDonOfLagos @DonMoney @Sexyforthegirls @JoeSexyAss @Mikesixpacks😞😩

3. Also, avoid me if the first picture I'll see on your page is a shirtless six packs (I'll droll but that's it...nothing personal☺) or a stack of money or goldchains.

4. Go straight to the point...don't use my publications as a reference point. "Hi, my name is Obinna Kunle Musa. Can I know you better?"πŸ‘
"I would like to get your book and your number to stay in touch for updates" (πŸ˜‚ crook).

ALSO READ: Meet 'Chidera Okolie' - 24 year-old Barrister & Award winning writer


5. All denominations and tribes are welcome. (Foreign nationals included)

6. Do not abbreviate like a college kid.
"Hi, my name z John. Pliz snd ur numba. I'll lyk 2 stay in touch" is a no no!!!!πŸ‘Ž
"Hi, my name is John. Please send your number. I'll like to stay in touch"πŸ‘πŸ‘

7. I speak my dialect fluently. Don't be afraid to "famz" me in igbo language if you can☺

8. A humorous, artistic, sarcastic or witty individual will stand a greater chance.. (But if you are not....pleaseeeeeee...don't try)😊

9. Please keep whatever your pastor said to you to yourself. God is yet to speak to me about you.

10. Finally, keep it simple...or you'll lose me at "hello".

TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!

Thank you☺

The direct message (DM) campaign got us laughing as this is the funniest DM campaign we have ever come across on social media.
Not Forgiven by Chidera Nneoma Okolie
Meanwhile, Chidera's book 'Not Forgiven', is set to drop soon - we expect nothing but the best from her, as she is good at that.


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